Pool Toy Collector Gifts

"Floatie Suck why you teath me?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

Teddy and friends.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Busy day

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"