Toy Tank Collector Gifts

Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago!

Pool attached to child's bed.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Teddy and friends.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Busy day

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'