Pool Toy Collector T-Shirts

"Floatie Suck why you teath me?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

Teddy and friends.

Busy day

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'