Police History Nerd Gifts

Robert Peel

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Surge Plans.

Jane Austen Powers

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

D-Day landings of walking fish.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

USA-China, trade war.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

The Thing That Won't Leave

"You have the right to remain silent."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Well, that was a total waste of time!

The Bronze Age of Television

Don't Try Anything Funny.