Police History Buffs Gifts

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

Shell Fire

Foxhole - digging robot

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Arcarde Patrol

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

It's okay. This interrogation technique was approved by Cheney himself.

Might Versus Right.

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

Street trader tricking police.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

The Police - 1829

Robert Peel

"Policing's not what it was..."

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

Distrust of the Trust Act

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

"Well, I'm an optimist - I still think peace can be avoided."

Memorial Day

'First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well'

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

"Couldn't get a gun permit."