Crime History Buff Gifts

The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

'And remember, make it look like and accident.'

'Really?? Are you sure you didn't say St. Valentine's Day masquerade?'

Famous Cons.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"I know your mother."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"It was me who did it!"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Arrest of La Tuta