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The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

'And remember, make it look like and accident.'

'Really?? Are you sure you didn't say St. Valentine's Day masquerade?'

Famous Cons.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

hard-boiled egg...

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'You know too much,'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Fish mobsters.

"I know your mother."

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'Make it look like an accident.'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Al Pacino

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'