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The Elliot Ness monster.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Puss in cement boots"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

The Philip Marlow family

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

Mobsters at the Beach

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

The evidence destroyed

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

Snow Crime