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Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'

Reefer madness - Mexico

'After I found out he was a cop, he just stopped calling. Too bad. I thought this time it might lead to something - other than an arrest.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

The evidence destroyed

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Aggression/Security

Mobsters at the Beach

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Statue of Security

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Nuclear Security Summit

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"