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'Would you support capital punishment?'

Trial by Media

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

International Women's Day.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Now that's a win."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

All Hail the Matriarchy

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!