Justice Studies Pillows

'Would you support capital punishment?'

Trial by Media

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

International Women's Day.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Now that's a win."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Truth