Law Studies Pillows

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

Law book with a devil's tail bookmark.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living Constitution!'

Home Protected by 2nd Amendment Scholar

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Murder & Success

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Usher

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Now that's a win."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Truth

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Roe v. Wade

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."