Completing Law Studies Pillows

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"What's a patent?"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Now that's a win."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

Roe v. Wade

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.