Law Student Pillows

Law School teacher.

Law School Contracts 101: Writing with words nobody can understand.

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Intimidating the witness

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law."

Legal Aid Mugger.

Ethical studies: 'No thanks, I;m doing law.'

'I'm thinking of dropping out of law school.'

Legal books - Unwritten laws available on audio cassettes.

Law school acronym test.

'I haven't done anything wrong, officer, but I'd appreciate it if you'd read me my rights anyway.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse?- But I didn't even know that!'

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"Seriously? You refuse to answer based on the fifteenth amendment?"

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

'Before your honor passes sentence, is the anything my client could do for extra credit, if you know what I mean?'

'Hello, Professor. When do we learn billing?'

'Uh-oh!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I'm the first person in my family to have a shot at white-collar cirme.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Why can't I pay my tuition on a contingency fee basis?"

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"Professor, I know. Legal judgments made between the months of June and September are summery judgments."

"Don't worry about the virus. Of course, you may approach the bench."

"I was overturned on appeal."

'Of course I speak with forked tongue. I'm a lawyer!'

'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'

'You can check out that legal text as soon as the computer lets it go.'