Legal Student Pillows

"I didn't consider it hacking. I thought of it as getting a sneak preview of their content."

Court. Justice isn't blind, but many times it doesn't see because it chooses to look the other way.

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

'Here's a toughie - does a public nuisance have a right of privacy?'

'it's 'guilty' or 'not guilty,' young lady -- you can't plead 'Well, duh!''

Lady Justice.

"We make crime pay."

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Eternal Student.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Guitarist

Burning the midnight oil.

The Bookworm