Law School Student Pillows

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

I love Lawyers

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Barristers

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Planet of the Lawyers

Do Guns Kill?

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"We make crime pay."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor