Starting Law School Pillows

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

Ethical studies: 'No thanks, I;m doing law.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Be carfeul! This is a tough school. The debating team has a criminal defence attorney to do the talking for them.'

"Have you notices how Ed has changed since he started going to law school?"

"Why can't I pay my tuition on a contingency fee basis?"

'You can check out that legal text as soon as the computer lets it go.'

'Hello, Professor. When do we learn billing?'

School of Law / Academy of Crime

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'Why not? I already chase cars anyway.'

McWit Legal College

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"We make crime pay."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

'How did you get to Harvard Law School?'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'...If you cannot afford a lawyer, the trial will go a lot faster.'

Judges laughing

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"They say if you survive the first year, the rest is easy."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'