Applying To Law School Pillows

'I don't believe in pressuring my son. When the time is right, he'll arrive at the universal default choice and apply to law school.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"We make crime pay."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

McWit Legal College

'I had them watch Court TV all night for background.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'