Entering Law School Pillows

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Truth

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Law School teacher.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"We make crime pay."

Do Guns Kill?

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

The hour of justice

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'