Entering Law School T-Shirts

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Do Guns Kill?

"We make crime pay."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

The hour of justice

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'