Law School Admission Pillows

'I'll make a good lawyer. I know how to go for the jugular.'

The U.S. court of appeals today upheld that 'ruthlessness' can be considered a factor in law admissions.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Truth

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Planet of the Lawyers

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Do Guns Kill?

"We make crime pay."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."