Vintage Crime Stories T-Shirts

Wear your love for vintage crime stories on your sleeve. Our themed t-shirts celebrate the intrigue and style of classic detective tales with a witty, retro twist.

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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning. mockup

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

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"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement." mockup

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement." mockup

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement." mockup

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement." mockup

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

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"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing." mockup

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing." mockup

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing." mockup

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing." mockup

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

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'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!' mockup

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!' mockup

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!' mockup

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!' mockup

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

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"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now." mockup

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now." mockup

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now." mockup

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now." mockup

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!' mockup

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!' mockup

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!' mockup

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!' mockup

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

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"Don't editorialize."

"Don't editorialize." mockup

"Don't editorialize." mockup

"Don't editorialize." mockup

"Don't editorialize." mockup

"Don't editorialize."

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"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery." mockup

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery." mockup

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery." mockup

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery." mockup

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

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"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?" mockup

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?" mockup

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?" mockup

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?" mockup

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

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'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?' mockup

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?' mockup

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?' mockup

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?' mockup

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

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'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.' mockup

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.' mockup

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.' mockup

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.' mockup

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising." mockup

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising." mockup

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising." mockup

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising." mockup

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!" mockup

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!" mockup

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!" mockup

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!" mockup

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

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'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.' mockup

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.' mockup

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.' mockup

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.' mockup

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

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'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.' mockup

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.' mockup

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.' mockup

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.' mockup

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

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'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!' mockup

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!' mockup

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!' mockup

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!' mockup

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

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'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.' mockup

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.' mockup

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.' mockup

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.' mockup

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

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"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia mockup

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia mockup

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia mockup

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia mockup

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

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"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat." mockup

"Don't make me send in the bad cat." mockup

"Don't make me send in the bad cat." mockup

"Don't make me send in the bad cat." mockup

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

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'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.' mockup

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.' mockup

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.' mockup

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.' mockup

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

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''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!' mockup

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!' mockup

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!' mockup

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!' mockup

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

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"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!" mockup

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!" mockup

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!" mockup

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!" mockup

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

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"White Collar Prison"

"White Collar Prison" mockup

"White Collar Prison" mockup

"White Collar Prison" mockup

"White Collar Prison" mockup

"White Collar Prison"

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'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...' mockup

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...' mockup

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...' mockup

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...' mockup

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

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"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?" mockup

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?" mockup

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?" mockup

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?" mockup

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

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'Why is it always about me?'

'Why is it always about me?' mockup

'Why is it always about me?' mockup

'Why is it always about me?' mockup

'Why is it always about me?' mockup

'Why is it always about me?'

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'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?' mockup

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?' mockup

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?' mockup

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?' mockup

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

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Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin mockup

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin mockup

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin mockup

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin mockup

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

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'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?' mockup

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?' mockup

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?' mockup

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?' mockup

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

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Vintage Crime Stories T-Shirts Collection

Vintage Crime Stories Mugs

Explore our collection of vintage crime story mugs, perfect for mystery enthusiasts who love a splash of detective flair with their morning brew.

Vintage Crime Stories Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring vintage crime story designs, perfect for adding a mysterious mood to your living space.

Vintage Crime Stories Prints

Decorate your home with vintage crime story prints, celebrating the timeless allure of detective fiction and classic mysteries.