Police History Nerd Pillows

Robert Peel

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Surge Plans.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

D-Day landings of walking fish.

USA-China, trade war.

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"You have the right to remain silent."

Well, that was a total waste of time!

The Bronze Age of Television

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'