Historical Crime Buff Pillows

"Today I'm using a Lizzie Borden autograph."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

The Investigation

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"