Vintage Crime Enthusiast Pillows

"I'd say old school crime. None of your high tech methods here."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Exposed and imprisoned.