Playful Sinner Gifts

Seven deadly sins store

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Hot cross buns

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Shoe repair

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Face painting - children have no faces

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."