Playful Nihilist Gifts

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

Hamlet

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"Nihilistic customer service"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

The Meaning of Life

A dog and a robot dog

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

That's It

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

Seven deadly sins store

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!"

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

That's where we're different. I see the toilet bows half-full, and you see the toilet bowl half-empty.