Playful Nihilist Pillows

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Hamlet

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Nihilistic customer service"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

A dog and a robot dog

The Meaning of Life

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Seven deadly sins store

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!"

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

Apocalipsis

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

Hair traffic controller.