Playful Pragmatist Pillows

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Peter Hitchens always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Hamlet

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

A child as a pet substitute.

Philosopher trading cards.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

The Meaning of Life

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

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