Nihilism Enthusiast Gifts

That's It

'It's risky, but we're going to try the old, nothing-really-matters-in-the-big-scheme-of-things-anyway, defense.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Philip Marlow family

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Nihilistic customer service"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

'Idealist'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

Dashiell Hammett

The shadow

SnowmanBig City

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

Apocalipsis

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

'He knew too much!'

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!

Dashiell Hammett

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."