Nihilism Navigator Gifts

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

'I didn't bother to bring my sign today -- What's the use?'

Apocalipsis

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Nihilistic customer service"

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Grumpy old merry men.

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"I wonder what this was for."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'