Nihilism Navigator Gifts

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

'I didn't bother to bring my sign today -- What's the use?'

Apocalipsis

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"Nihilistic customer service"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The Old Time Television Channel

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Grumpy old merry men.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"