'Nope, there isn't any more to life. Hunt...gather...that's pretty much it.'
Nihilism Ponderer Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with the thoughtful yet humorous vibe of a nihilism ponderer? Our collection offers products that blend wit with existential musings, perfect for anyone who enjoys contemplating life’s meaning with a side of humor. These thoughtful items provide a playful take on life's inherent uncertainties and the philosophical questions that keep us awake at night, making them ideal for deep thinkers with a sense of humor.
'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
In/Out/These Things Happen.
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"Have you been playing dice?"
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
Chiller Theatre
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'
"Needs to get a life"
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
Sauce for the Goose
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'
'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'
I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.
'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'
"I'm learning to live with existence."
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"May I offer a very different scenario?"
'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
Arthur Schopenhauer
Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
Ten Commandments
"I cross the road to forget."
'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'
'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'
Nihilism Ponderer Gifts Collection
Nihilism Ponderer Mugs
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Nihilism Ponderer Pillows
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Nihilism Ponderer Prints
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Nihilism Ponderer T-Shirts
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