Nihilism Ponderer Mugs

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Needs to get a life"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Arthur Schopenhauer

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ten Commandments

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Nihilistic customer service"

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Is this who I am?"

"I cross the road to forget."