Nihilism Nerd Mugs

"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Inside One's Memory Bank

Jack London

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Addicted to reading

"Nihilistic customer service"

Football Crazy strip six

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

'Early Laptops.'

'So what have you been up to?'

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp