Nihilism Nerd T-Shirts

"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

John Bunyan

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Inside One's Memory Bank

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Addicted to reading

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Football Crazy strip six

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"Name your sources."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

'Early Laptops.'