Optimistic Nihilist T-Shirts

Express your philosophical perspective with t-shirts that blend wit and irony—ideal for anyone who finds beauty in life’s absurdity and enjoys making a statement.

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Eddie's Tavern: Happy Despite The Current Situation Hour 2-7 PM.

Eddie's Tavern: Happy Despite The Current Situation Hour 2-7 PM. mockup

Eddie's Tavern: Happy Despite The Current Situation Hour 2-7 PM.

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Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit mockup

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

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"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so." mockup

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

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'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.' mockup

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

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"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues." mockup

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

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One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone. mockup

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

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Optimist

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Six Thinking Hats

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"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"This year I resolve to embrace change." mockup

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!' mockup

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

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Always expect the best

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'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.' mockup

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

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"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!" mockup

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

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'Wow, that is a really big goal!' mockup

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

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Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure?? mockup

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

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"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead." mockup

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

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'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!' mockup

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

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Flower growing from a bomb.

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"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us." mockup

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

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'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.' mockup

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

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Man replaces tank sign with deer sign mockup

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

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Ahhh, spring baseball.

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"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!" mockup

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

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"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse." mockup

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

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"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day." mockup

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

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'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...' mockup

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

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Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

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Coronovirus dreams

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Just Because it's Tuesday

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'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.' mockup

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

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"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment." mockup

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

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Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!' mockup

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

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Optimistic Nihilist T-Shirts Collection

Optimistic Nihilist Mugs

Looking for mugs that speak to the optimistic nihilist? Browse our collection of witty, thought-provoking mugs designed to bring humor to life's big questions.

Optimistic Nihilist Pillows

Relax with pillows that highlight the optimistic nihilist view—combining comfort with clever commentary on life and meaning.

Optimistic Nihilist Prints

Find prints that celebrate the witty, ironic perspective of the optimistic nihilist—ideal for sparking thought and style in your space.