Nihilist Enthusiast T-Shirts

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Philip Marlow family

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Nihilistic customer service"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

That's It

Dali Clock

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!"

Dashiell Hammett

Apocalipsis

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

The shadow

SnowmanBig City

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

'He knew too much!'

Dashiell Hammett

Magritte's First Draft

"All that's left is to monetize it."

"Walking dead letter file."