Nihilism Nerd Gifts

Searching for a gift for the nihilism nerd who finds humor in life’s darker side? Our collection blends clever sarcasm and philosophical irony on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for sparking chuckles and contemplations alike.

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"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!"

"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!" mockup

"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!"

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Producer, Director and Novelizer. mockup

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

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First Novels.

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"My novel is not a doorstop!"

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John Bunyan

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Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit mockup

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

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A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag. mockup

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

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Trilby - 'Je prong!'

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"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter" mockup

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

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It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation mockup

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

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Inside One's Memory Bank

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Jack London

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Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

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Moby Dick

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What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years mockup

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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Addicted to reading

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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Football Crazy strip six

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"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card." mockup

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

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"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?" mockup

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

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"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service." mockup

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

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"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor." mockup

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

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'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.' mockup

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

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'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

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"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!" mockup

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

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Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

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'Early Laptops.'

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'So what have you been up to?'

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Reading

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"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?" mockup

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

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Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp mockup

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

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Nihilism Nerd Gifts Collection

Nihilism Nerd Mugs

Browse our mugs collection to find the perfect gift for the nihilism nerd who enjoys drinking in humor and existential wit.

Nihilism Nerd Pillows

Our pillows feature clever, nihilistic humor—a cozy way to bring dark satire into their living space.

Nihilism Nerd Prints

Discover prints that celebrate existential humor and dark wit, perfect for the nihilism nerd’s home or office.

Nihilism Nerd T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt selection for witty, darkly humorous designs that resonate with the nihilism nerd’s love of irony and philosophical humor.