Noir Enthusiast Gifts

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

Gangster exits sex shop with 'blow up moll'.

'I have the feeling that someone is watching me!'

At Home with the Hard Boiled - "Hey Marsha how 'bout some bourbon..."

Private Detective / Used Furniture Salesman

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Dashiell Hammett

Dashiell Hammett

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'Slippery Sid' the con man strikes again!

The Philip Marlow family

Robert Mitchum

The shadow

Concrete Boots Don't Work.

'He knew too much!'

"But my wife and I went for a nice ride only yesterday."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"You got to hand it to Bloody Eddy—it's the last place in the world you'd think of as a hide-out."

"Where are the others?"

Evening Stroll

"One more thing. The cop. He's dirty."

3d printer

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Honey, did we order a hit?"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"I'm overcompensated, but I'm not overcompensated enough."

"Film blanc."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"We need rain."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."