Net-savvy Sinner Gifts

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

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'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

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'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

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Religion and technology.

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

'Forgive me father, for I've been faking computer literacy.'

Cyber Theft

"So what do we do when we can't say anything nice about someone?"

Priest prays to phone.

'Take it easy, pal - I'm just here for your hard drive.'

"Baldo, how can I create a new folder so I can move these files but not these others?"

'Bless me, Father, for I have turned 'Safesearch' off.'

"Let us select the fire folder, double-click the brimstone icon, and begin."