Tech-savvy Slacker Gifts

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Halloween Selfie

"A virus ate my homework."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.

'I ran out of excuses. My teacher taught us how to back up our homework on our computers.'

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

'What have I done? I sent an e-mail to the boss outlining a profound change in the way we run sales analysis. Now I may find myself replaced by a spreadsheet.'

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"