Tech-savvy Slacker Pillows

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Halloween Selfie

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'What have I done? I sent an e-mail to the boss outlining a profound change in the way we run sales analysis. Now I may find myself replaced by a spreadsheet.'

'I ran out of excuses. My teacher taught us how to back up our homework on our computers.'

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"