Tech-savvy Loner Pillows

'You have no new messages!...You have no old messages! Get a life!'

'His new mobile texts, sends emails, takes pictures, faxes, sends pictures. It's just a pity he hasn't any friends.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

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"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

God's Phone

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Young Love'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.