Tech-savvy Loner Prints

'You have no new messages!...You have no old messages! Get a life!'

'His new mobile texts, sends emails, takes pictures, faxes, sends pictures. It's just a pity he hasn't any friends.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Barcode Dreams

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

God's Phone

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

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"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

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