Tech-savvy Self-improver Prints

'Welcome to your on line therapy session.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Text Culture

Barcode Dreams

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'School of hard knocks.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Halloween Selfie

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Social Networking.

Child hooking into a television

"A virus ate my homework."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.