Tech-savvy Innovator Prints

'Any chance of utilising the Global Positioning System to forecast the length of the canteen queues?'

"Where do you want the new guy to start?"

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"Buy my data $20"

"One buxom young lass with a hammer a dream seized the opportunity."

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"A virus ate my homework."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

'Wheel.'

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

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'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'