Internet Sins Gifts

'Bless me, Father, for I have turned 'Safesearch' off.'

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

USA 2030

Island and man

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

I'd rather be phishing.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Your computer is not fully protected...

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

The Dangers of Social Media

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Seven deadly sins store

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.