Internet Sins Gifts

'Bless me, Father, for I have turned 'Safesearch' off.'

Hate Platforms

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Island and man

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

I'd rather be phishing.

USA 2030

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

Your computer is not fully protected...

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

The Dangers of Social Media

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.