Internet Addict Gifts

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'I'm not jumping ... this is the only WiFi hotspot in the building.'

'Wifi! Wifi! Wifi!. . .'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'The bad news is we had to remove one of your lungs. The good news is we replaced it with a wireless hotspot.'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"The Wifi went down for a couple of minutes..."

"Where we're going, is there free wifi?"

'On the bright side, thanks to my new laptop, we still have internet access!'

Free WiFi

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Wi-Fi Hot Spot

"I'm certain my side isn't a WiFi hotspot."

"Have you got wifi?"

"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."

Island and man

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"When someone asks if we have wi-fi, they're not referring to food. You don't know much about technology, do you?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Just keeping up with my social feed."

"Help me...I'm addicted to twitter...!!"

"Whats your wifi?"

"I'm going through the worst case of FOMO ever!"

Me Me Me

"You've got 'Posting things on Facebook' Carpal Tunnel Syndrome."

Abandon Hope For Wi-Fi All Ye Who Enter Here.

Information Superhighway - Closed for resurfacing

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Castaway is attacked by sharks trying to get to the wi-fi island.

Hell has no wi-fi.

'You can't take away my life, I haven't had one yet.'

'I'm afraid you're suffering from over-exposure to medical information on the internet. I'm prescribing that you stay offline for a month.'

'No cyber, no service.'

Wi-fi hot spot.