Cyber Addicts Gifts

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"I need a more interactive you."

Island and man

Man-mobile

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

Some emails just can't be ignored.

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

Prisoner of technology

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."