Cyber Addicts T-Shirts

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"I need a more interactive you."

Island and man

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Man-mobile

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

Some emails just can't be ignored.

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

I want you to turn off your computer, get off your butt, and lose some of that bandwidth.

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."